Guess who fucking told u so

[K-Man]

is it too late to change my name to K-Person

altho that implies im completely human, which maury's polygraph test determined was a lie

[fat lesbian]

follow your dreams keithington

[grue]

https://www.stereogum.com/1972262/alice-...-fan/news/

I can't fathom what goes over these dudes' minds where he implicitly admits to having sex with a 15 year-old and yet fights back like a moron. What the fuck. I mean look at it

"Ethan Kath has responded to Glass’ allegations with a statement issued via his attorney. “I am outraged and hurt by the recent statements made by Alice about me and our prior relationship,” he tells Pitchfork. “Her story is pure fiction and I am consulting my lawyers as to my legal options. Fortunately, there are many witnesses who can and will confirm that I was never abusive to Alice."

No denial of sleeping with her when she was a minor which is legalese for "he fucking did it" like seriously dude, you're going to court with this

[Delirious Biznasty]

Yeah, but he says he didn't abuse her so it's ok to ignore that small, tiny, itty bitty detail

[Zomber_Jesus]

He doesn't say it you silly billy there are witnesses to him not abusing her. That's the most iron clad defence you can get. Remember all the people who witnessed oj simpson not kill his wife multiple times?

[grue]

shit, you have a point. I've never seen him abuse her either

[fat lesbian]

i can’t believe he’s really relying on people not having object permanence like. damn ive never seen an angora goat so mohair isn’t real I guess

[Zomber_Jesus]

Which is exactly why the female orgasm is a myth

[Tempest]

you must think the female vagina is a myth too by that logic

[grue]

https://www.stereogum.com/1972514/pinegr...tour/news/

This guy now thinks that having sex with fans is bad. I'm kind of thinking he's going way too deep on that one. Many fans want to have sex with their idols, there's nothing inherently wrong with that as long as they're adults and mentally able to consent. I guess I understand that he's coming from how his own attitude was shaping his relationships but the implication is a little infantilizing for fans.

I mean, just make sure you follow some very clear checks? Is your fan an adult? Are they sober? Are they aware it's just sex / for fun?

Maybe the guy's just fucked up from the news,idk, but thi self-inflicted celibacy could be missing the point a little bit. Maybe therapy will help him learn how to set clear boundaries I guess

[risbolla]

nevermind 3d ppl how tf do u even have sex with a fan

[risbolla]

#1 use for a fan is how u get a funny voice from talking in to it imo but i guess u could use it to cool off anywhere in the world without permanent winter

[risbolla]

on topic i agree that sex is evil nd also it probaly makes god insanely angry i mean more so then usual

[fat lesbian]

https://www.stereogum.com/1972514/pinegr...tour/news/

This guy now thinks that having sex with fans is bad. I'm kind of thinking he's going way too deep on that one. Many fans want to have sex with their idols, there's nothing inherently wrong with that as long as they're adults and mentally able to consent. I guess I understand that he's coming from how his own attitude was shaping his relationships but the implication is a little infantilizing for fans.

I mean, just make sure you follow some very clear checks? Is your fan an adult? Are they sober? Are they aware it's just sex / for fun?

Maybe the guy's just fucked up from the news,idk, but thi self-inflicted celibacy could be missing the point a little bit. Maybe therapy will help him learn how to set clear boundaries I guess

this is really, really performative. no one wants self flagellation after the fact... if you know why it’s wrong don’t fucking do it.

[fat lesbian]

honestly that apology is why i don’t even fully trust leftist men. they use leftist and feminist language in their apologies but they still hurt and sexually assault women, they’re just ~woke~ about it