help doctor belieber itt

[fat lesbian]

dude seriously you really don't need to be around a person like that rn. tell her her habits are dangerous for you to expose yourself to and you need to get away from it. if she calms down she calms down, if she doesn't get out

yah, im thinking honesty is the route to take here. Lay all the cards on the table, let her know i cant be part of that world she is living in. im not gonna stop her, its her choice to live how she chooses, but i cant be part of it. if she tones it down, a lot, i may reconsider things. the issue for me is she really is sweet and intelligent and pretty as hell and I WANT to like her. but her lifestyle is a massive turnoff rn

if you're honest about your situation and why you can't expose yourself to that but really stress that you aren't trying to tell her how to live or stop her, i can't imagine why she wouldn't still want to at least talk to you. youre both adults just be honest

[Ben]

okay spame, my bullshit alter-ego good friend Dr. Belieber is having some romance issues. we both realize the irony of a love doctor that needs to now be the patient but he is LOSING his FUCKING mind (take it from me)

so, he's been seeing some chick that comes to most of his shows. Very pretty woman, always cool

then they start hanging out>hanging out a lot>boning a lot, normal cycle

but she wants to be with him ALL the DAMN time and this chick will literally stay up for 24+ hours drinking an partying at a rate that even my college-age self would've said "holy shit enough already"

so my question is, how does the good doctor go about seperating entirely from this vacuum of insanity

hello dr belieber luckily for you while all those losers were studying to be ear, nose, and throat doctors i specialized in sex, drugs, and rock & roll which seems to be your problem atm

in my professional opinion i think you should put her in the friendzone i dont think this could ever fail

[grue]

in my opinion she's just a small town girl living in a lonely world

so you shouldn't stop beliebin'