haiku only thread / express urself with haiku / in this haiku thread

[Kentucky Fried]

dick penis cock dong
butt ass bottom fanny rear
jizz cum splooge man juice

[Relaps]

Listen here kman
I report and will reply
If I goddamn want

[K-Man]

mr sassypants
all like "wahh ban me" last month
lets haiku battle

[Delirious Biznasty]

time to be edgy
look at me I say bad words
kill all gay retards

[Delirious Biznasty]

Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not he-al
Fear is how I fall
(confusing what is real)

[Delirious Biznasty]

my dick is ready
hovering above my face
I'll suck it for life

[Delirious Biznasty]

self-satisfaction
no need for other mens dicks
living the dream

[Relaps]

have to move out now
might shack up with a few nerds
breaking leases suck

[Relaps]

kman you poser
you never gave me a rap
what happened with that

[Relaps]

diehard settle down
put the 2 hander away
take some shrooms lets trip

[Relaps]

posting to myself
the ultimate in good talk
self-satisfaction

[K-Man]

i did write a rap
it was very offensive
never re-wrote it

[K-Man]

still might record it
yeah, I have off tomorrow
it dissed kingtide too

[Relaps]

i don't see no rap
you are a fake ass flake ass
so disappointed

[K-Man]

had a busy day
actually getting paid
to perform music