haiku only thread / express urself with haiku / in this haiku thread

[risbolla]

post a haiku post
5-7-5 syllables

you are a poet

[grue]

you know what you guys
haikus are fucking stupid
there I said it

[Delirious Biznasty]

you know what you guys
haikus are fucking stupid
there I said it

You only used four
Can you not count correctly
Put the beer can down

[Delirious Biznasty]

I'm Gary Johnson
Questioned about Aleppo
What is Aleppo

[grue]

you know what you guys
haikus are fucking stupid
there I said it

You only used four
Can you not count correctly
Put the beer can down

did I just use four
oh shit guess I broke japan
and nobody cared

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

eat shit
you fucking
faggots.

[fat lesbian]

poop poop poop poop poop
butt farts then some poop happens
i will kill myself

[K-Man]

danny devito
i love danny devito
danny devito

[Gorilla Tits]

Brush then Listerine
I'm trying to take a shit
Beard hairs by the sink

[grue]

Brush then Listerine
I'm trying to take a shit
Beard hairs by the sink

you are mistaking
haiku with slam poetry
you did the latter

[Delirious Biznasty]

3 am wake up
Time to shit myself to death
Red eye tomorrow

[K-Man]

is that deer blowing
itself or is it tossing
its own salad there

[Delirious Biznasty]

is that deer blowing
itself or is it tossing
its own salad there

that is the deers tongue
it is licking its own ass
probably feels good

[K-Man]

oh deer that is gross
probably tastes gamey doe
time to kill myself

[Delirious Biznasty]

is that deer blowing
itself or is it tossing
its own salad there

also, this is wrong
you insult the art, haiku
learn to haiku, jew