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RE: dumb mistakes u made while cooking - K-Man - 03-23-2019

:king:


RE: dumb mistakes u made while cooking - Tyler_Legrand - 03-24-2019

I was making pasta cabonara and there was a step in the recipe where I dump a 1/3 cup of grated parmesan into the cooked pasta

but the parmesan coalesced into seperate pieces of rubbery blobs instead of melting nicely

I'd blame the recipe but I think it was because I used pre-grated parmesan instead of grating it myself


RE: dumb mistakes u made while cooking - Zomber_Jesus - 03-25-2019

Haha pussy can't handle grating a little cheese your technique must be pathetic


RE: dumb mistakes u made while cooking - Zomber_Jesus - 03-25-2019

I once spent half an hour peeling a lot of kiwis with a knife before it was pointed out to me that I can do the same thing with 300% speed and efficiency by using a spoon


RE: dumb mistakes u made while cooking - risbolla - 03-25-2019

accidentally forgot to add the destroying angel


RE: dumb mistakes u made while cooking - grue - 03-25-2019

once while cooking I accidentally fabricated a trump-russia collusion story that hooked millions of people and turned out to be false handing trump the 2020 win on a silver platter but who doesn't do that


RE: dumb mistakes u made while cooking - fat lesbian - 03-25-2019

(03-24-2019, 09:42 PM)Tyler_Legrand Wrote: I was making pasta cabonara and there was a step in the recipe where I dump a 1/3 cup of grated parmesan into the cooked pasta

but the parmesan coalesced into seperate pieces of rubbery blobs instead of melting nicely

I'd blame the recipe but I think it was because I used pre-grated parmesan instead of grating it myself

that’s exactly why, it’s always worth grating yourself if it has to melt. tastes better too


RE: dumb mistakes u made while cooking - K-Man - 03-25-2019

or buy a bag of pre-shredded real parmesan thats not in a can since ur so fkng LAZY, TYLER


RE: dumb mistakes u made while cooking - K-Man - 03-25-2019

TYLER


RE: dumb mistakes u made while cooking - fat lesbian - 03-25-2019

shredded cheese is usually coated to stop it from melting or sticking in the bag


RE: dumb mistakes u made while cooking - K-Man - 03-25-2019

wow react


RE: dumb mistakes u made while cooking - Tyler_Legrand - 03-25-2019

hey k


RE: dumb mistakes u made while cooking - K-Man - 03-26-2019

sup t-dogg, when we gonna team up and make fucked up awesome cartoons (i have storyboard ideas for days)


RE: dumb mistakes u made while cooking - gay fart - 04-19-2019

I tried to pop popcorn in hot sauce instead of oil and id didnt worked


RE: dumb mistakes u made while cooking - Quadros - 04-26-2019

I once tried to cook pasta but forgot to add the water so I just burnt it to the bottom of the pan and then it caught fire and then the fire spread through my flat and then it turned out the cladding on the outside of the tower block I lived in was really flammable and then the fire spread through the tower and 71 people died.

Welp, live and learn!