I'm currently at the hospital

[risbolla]

*face goes red n knuckles go white*

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oh im sorry did i offend your high standards of comedy fuk u this guys dad is gonna die

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

also, as I've stated on the old forum (sayonara, mother fucker) there is always an alpha nurse who the other ones go to when they cannot get blood. this one was a small asian man named...now I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure he said to call him toto. asian toto, the blood savant. he was used to give my dad a blood gas, and I haven't seen him since. like batman. he used that doppler machine so gracefully I could have confused him with a brain surgeon. I'd like to dedicate this post to you, toto. god bless you.

[retardfag]

Rape the nurses

[risbolla]

ur gonna die aswell when i find u

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lets wrestle

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

please, fellas, stay on topic here. this thread is about tits and ass (and dicks in this case) and I will have none of this nonsense.

now, here is a bit of wisdom for you. you do not know a man until you witness him self-cath. will he wince as he jams a stiff plastic tube up his own peehole, or will he take it like a man? well my friends, my father is a man. he lubed up that catheter and it was shown who was boss. 'you take my piss' I imagine he says in his head, filling up that plastic jug with all the measurements drawn up the side.

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

oh god shes back kasey I love you my princess my queen

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i haven't had a catheter inserted before and imma try my damnedest not to get my dickhole dildoed

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oh god shes back kasey I love you my princess my queen

get a picture of her

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

I don't have a cell phone I'm using a laptop. just imagine rashida jones but a little more petite and slightly more american looking.

[risbolla]

draw a picture of her in paint nd post it

[risbolla]

plz

[narcissa]

thought it was a diehard thread. was not disappointed

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draw a picture of her in paint nd post it