I'm currently at the hospital

[K-Man]

ahah yeah

[Delirious Biznasty]

ahah yeah

[risbolla]

glad i dont need guns cos my fists are deadly weapons already,,,,,,pow !!! can fire this guns as many time as i like no charge

[Delirious Biznasty]

You don't need guns because breivik already took care of all the degenerates in your country

Just be glad he was too busy to go after the weebs too

[grue]

implying the weebs would be outside for him to shoot

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

Fun things to do at the hospital:
1.) Go to the gift shop and purchase all of their magazines. Once you've acquired them, you can sell them for profit to patients and visitors.
2.) Stand in front of somebody's room and just stare at them until security is called
3.) Tell everyone your left arm is a super-engineered cybernetic organism capable of "Inconceivable amounts of destruction."
4.) Pick a random stranger, let them use the elevator, then try to find them.
5.) Go to the cafeteria, throw a turkey sandwich on the floor, then say to everyone that enters, "Be careful, there's a turkey sandwich on the floor."

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

I'm so fucking bored guys. someone come up with a ridiculous story idea, I'll try and write something.

[Relaps]

when a smalltown boy has to move his mother into the big city hospital his hormones go crazy as hot nurses keep asking if he needs anything while bending over, showing off their boobs

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

that's clearly not ridiculous in any way

[Ticporn Durger]

It's time to hotbox your dad's room. That'll be a story to write about.

[Relaps]

"dear blunthouse"

[GeorgeBubbinzInSpace]

Doctor: Sir it appears you have a low platelet count, we're going to adjust your meds.
Dad: Hm, I'm used to having a lot on my platelets.

doctor didn't get it and just kind of walked away while I laughed.

[Relaps]

he needs to have his humors bled