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About: to blow some phat clouds brah
04-16-2016, 02:09 AM
in about a half hour they are going to wheel him to the north campus of this hospital for a barium swallow test, which is silly because he has no difficulty swallowing or any stomach problems aside from the occasional acid reflux, which he takes nexium for. I am certain it is just an excuse for the heartless doctors to make him swallow something that tastes like smegma.
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About: ima psycho gamer mercenary who will kill u at a drop of a hat nd hats drop ez in this fcked up world
04-16-2016, 02:16 AM
idk if barium taste like smegma cus i never taste it,,,,,smegma i mean
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04-16-2016, 02:20 AM
mmm yeah finally some hentai on this forum !!!
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04-16-2016, 02:28 AM
when ur pops is feeling down just explain to him who diehard is and tell him 'be glad it could be worse'!!!
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About: to blow some phat clouds brah
04-16-2016, 06:24 AM
UPDATE #1: I'm a mr. bean level idiot and more!
barium test was a big fucking pain in the ass for absolutely nothing like I said. my dad sure can swallow! hope that ends up being someones sig.
in other news I took a shower in the patient bathroom and it was actually quite nice. water pressure was excellent, and it was one of those handheld things so I got my gooch nice and good! I washed my socks as well because my feet were fucking rank. however, I did not bring a towel in there with me. you can see how this might be a problem. the patient bathroom in this room opens up right to the main door of the room, which is just a big window right in front of the nurses station and the hallway. there is about two to three feet of solid door below the window, so I kind of...half crab-walked, half please-kneel-and-cough-so-I-know-there-isn't-a-gun-in-your-butthole'd across to grab a towel. on the way back to the bathroom, I am 100% certain a doctor pushing a stretcher saw my asshole. what a lucky man.
oh and kasey has a tramp stamp. she's pretending she didn't present it to me for sexual purposes but we both know the truth.
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About: bones
04-16-2016, 06:44 AM
shouldve dried off with your socks
(11-16-2016, 02:28 AM)shagg Wrote: are you a meme?
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04-16-2016, 06:50 AM
Should have ran out naked and fucked the first person you saw
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About: to blow some phat clouds brah
04-16-2016, 06:50 AM
was that like the joke idk
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04-16-2016, 06:55 AM
speaking of powerful mucous you have not seen powerful mucous until you've seen someone suck a bunch of it out of their throat. sometimes the mucous is so powerful indeed that it will actually cause a sort of clot and render someone with a trach unable to breathe!
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