*face goes red n knuckles go white*
I'm currently at the hospital
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oh im sorry did i offend your high standards of comedy fuk u this guys dad is gonna die
also, as I've stated on the old forum (sayonara, mother fucker) there is always an alpha nurse who the other ones go to when they cannot get blood. this one was a small asian man named...now I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure he said to call him toto. asian toto, the blood savant. he was used to give my dad a blood gas, and I haven't seen him since. like batman. he used that doppler machine so gracefully I could have confused him with a brain surgeon. I'd like to dedicate this post to you, toto. god bless you.
The one and only king of cums.
Rape the nurses
ur gonna die aswell when i find u
please, fellas, stay on topic here. this thread is about tits and ass (and dicks in this case) and I will have none of this nonsense.
now, here is a bit of wisdom for you. you do not know a man until you witness him self-cath. will he wince as he jams a stiff plastic tube up his own peehole, or will he take it like a man? well my friends, my father is a man. he lubed up that catheter and it was shown who was boss. 'you take my piss' I imagine he says in his head, filling up that plastic jug with all the measurements drawn up the side.
The one and only king of cums.
oh god shes back kasey I love you my princess my queen
The one and only king of cums.
i haven't had a catheter inserted before and imma try my damnedest not to get my dickhole dildoed
(04-16-2016, 01:55 AM)GeorgeBubbinz Wrote: oh god shes back kasey I love you my princess my queen get a picture of her
I don't have a cell phone I'm using a laptop. just imagine rashida jones but a little more petite and slightly more american looking.
The one and only king of cums.
draw a picture of her in paint nd post it
plz
thought it was a diehard thread. was not disappointed
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