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macron is a kind of jeb tbh i dont think he understands one tenth of what is going on
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Are you guys not adding avocado to your guacamole, or is it implied? I've never know guac to made any other way
K'man's Rock-Around-The-Clock Guac
Add following ingredients to mixing bowl:
-Avocado, ripe (soft but very little-no brown inside), muddle that shit
-Fresh cilantro, finely chopped
-Lime, squeezed by hand or machine, juice that fucker good
-Salt & Pepa (push it, baby baby)
-Finely diced red onions, red peppers and roma tomatoes
-More lime juice, that shit is slammin
-OPTIONAL, but a nice addition: 1 or 2 tablespoons of your favorite salsa
Mash all them fuckers real good in mixing bowl, blend as you smash until it all becomes one thck sexy paste
You may increase/decrease any of the ingredients to suit your liking
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04-27-2017, 02:00 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-27-2017, 02:03 AM by GeorgeBubbinzInSpace.)
no I make it with fuckin apples and crushed doritos k-man. of course avocado is implied
your recipe looks awesome, but seriously, just to be adventurous, try it without tomatoes and add a pinch of curry powder and some cayenne. I'll eat guacamole out of diehards sweaty camo boxers though, no matter how it's made. (plus all the other stuff in your recipe. just no tomato)
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I'm not big on curry powder, seems like it would alter the guac's flavor profile to the point of no return... BUT, if that's ya thing tho, go for it, you're the one eating it! I'd sooner use cayenne pepper instead.
The tomatoes can be omitted, they're not crucial. I just like what it adds to the mix, if you skip it then I recommend adding an extra tablespoon or two of salsa to mix in. Gives the guac that little extra touch of magic.
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you're a fucking gaytard and your mother in an unpleasant woman
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why does it look like there's maccaroni in it
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04-29-2017, 06:16 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-29-2017, 06:16 AM by csp.)
looks like macaroni, tastes like soggy triple choc goodness
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this has no right to be this delicious but it's so good
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