lets get this thread to 1337 pages

[Zomber_Jesus]

Wow talk about not being straight

[risbolla]

Wow talk about not being straight

damn ! that joke was kind of twisted

[fat lesbian]

just throwing curveballs left and right huh guys

[Delirious Biznasty]

anyway, ehlers danlos syndrome which is a genetic connective tissue disorder that has many subtypes that range from potentially debilitating but not life threatening to kill you by 45, but according to an ekg and echocardiogram my heart is structurally normal so since i am nearly 28 it is unlikely that i have that subtype. ~however~ i have severe hypermobility in most of my joints to the point where they are unstable and can hyperextend without my control or with any gentle amount of force (see: my shoulder) combined with skeletal dysplasia in at least my hips. this leads to frequent dislocations for some people or in my case frequent subluxations which are partial dislocations that tend to fix themselves without medical attention. they also all impinge, meaning that in at least all of the ball and socket joints in my body the joint forcibly snaps back into the socket which wears at the cartilage and causes osteoarthritis. i also have autonomic involvement which causes my heart rate to spike to 170-200 when changing positions which is super fun. i am supposed to wear compression stockings every day but im hot so ill stick with doing my best. it is also the reason that my legs are too long and that my skin is always very clear and very soft. my physical therapists have told me that there is basically no amount of running or climbing that i will ever be able to safely do but that’s fine because idk why the fuck they thought I do that anyway.

sounds like all of us are living very active, healthy lives

[K-Man]

i made a smoothie today after a 90 minute workout with frozen ripe bananas, fresh organic peanut butter and non-fat plain greek yogurt but i used water as the base instead of my usual unsweetened almond milk and lemme tell ya!! v refreshing

[K-Man]

i miss drugs

[fat lesbian]

i actually unfortunately have to do weirdly high intensity workouts twice a week, im dying

[Kentucky Fried]

i miss drugs

these two posts were the best thing i've read in a long time

[K-Man]

thank you

i hope to achieve a level of hyperhealth where my doctor calls me and says i must immediately drive into the nearest taco bell and also do drugs

[K-Man]

such dreams are really keeping me goin man

[CharlieH]

how is the uber eats game thesedays. the regulars at my place get bored after a few hours of waiting around and start being loud and obnoxious.

[K-Man]

its p sweet, been consistently busy lately especially dinner hours

im quick and know the area so tips are excellent at times

[fat lesbian]

we got a 2017 elantra that’s rly comfortable and runs nice so we’ve been thinking about it. would b a fun way to hang out when we both have time off

[K-Man]

ive taken people on delivery ridealongs, its fun! a chill way to hang out and earn income while doing so

im all about side hustles and gig economy shit these days, that whole 'working throwaway entry level jobs for an inhumane amount of hours each week at minimal pay' thing got old after a couple decades

[K-Man]