09-28-2021, 08:15 PM
Hello everyone new game show idea. It's called How Much Tum To Drink All The Cum. Tum = Time but I couldn't figure out how to make time rhyme with cum so I just changed it to tum. So basically you have a host and contestants all sitting in metal foldable chairs in a room and hand out a 1 gallon milk carton full of cum to each of them. A typical round will go like this: the host says "Whoever finishes drinking all of that first wins. Drink." then they all immediately start chugging it because they want to win the game show. Then at least 1 contestant will probably stop right after tasting a bit or smelling it and say "Is this cum?" because we only get contestants who don't know about the game show. To do this we give a bunch of people a questionnaire before the show starts and one of the questions is "Do you know that you're about to drink a gallon of cum?" and if they answer NO to that question then they are eligible to be on the show. So yeah one will probably ask if it's cum and the host has to tell them it's not. So it will go something like this:
Contestant 3: Is this cum?
Host: No it isn't.
Contestant 3: This is fucking cum.
Host: It seriously isn't cum. Just drink it.
Contestant 3: I KNOW THIS IS FUCKING CUM I FUCKIN TASTED IT BEFORE! WHERE DID YOU GET ALL OF THIS FUCKING CUM!!!!!!
Host: It is NOT CUM. I don't know why you're so obsessed with cum but it IS NOT CUM.
Contestant 5: What do we get for winning?
Host: I don't know, a free gallon of cum? lol
Contestant 3: Guys stop drinking this it's fucking cum it tastes and smells like a gallon of fucking CUM!
Host: If you keep this up you're going to lose. Now get to drinking.
Contestant 3: I'm not drinking all of this fucking CUM. I'm leaving.
Host: You can't leave until you drink all of that.
Contestant 3: Fuck you [word censored for being racist]. Where is the exit.
Host: There is no exit.
Contestant 3: What the FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE EXIT! HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET IN HERE!?!?!?
Host: I don't know.
Contestant 12: Finished.
Host: Nice you won!
Then basically everyone in the room is mowed down by gatling guns that pop out of the wall. So yeah I think my new show will come out on monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, or sunday. I'm not sure yet. It really just depends on what goes on with my situation right now, because a lot of people lately have been sending me death threats saying things like "I'm going to kill you" "stop making people drink cum and killing them" "stop masturbating in public"
There's nothing wrong with the fact that I masturbate in public every day all day long and cum on the ground and just keep going. These are the kinds of things that make me happy and that's really all that matters. If you want to stop someone else's happiness then what does that say about you? You must be a very unhappy person to want others to be miserable like you.
Contestant 3: Is this cum?
Host: No it isn't.
Contestant 3: This is fucking cum.
Host: It seriously isn't cum. Just drink it.
Contestant 3: I KNOW THIS IS FUCKING CUM I FUCKIN TASTED IT BEFORE! WHERE DID YOU GET ALL OF THIS FUCKING CUM!!!!!!
Host: It is NOT CUM. I don't know why you're so obsessed with cum but it IS NOT CUM.
Contestant 5: What do we get for winning?
Host: I don't know, a free gallon of cum? lol
Contestant 3: Guys stop drinking this it's fucking cum it tastes and smells like a gallon of fucking CUM!
Host: If you keep this up you're going to lose. Now get to drinking.
Contestant 3: I'm not drinking all of this fucking CUM. I'm leaving.
Host: You can't leave until you drink all of that.
Contestant 3: Fuck you [word censored for being racist]. Where is the exit.
Host: There is no exit.
Contestant 3: What the FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE EXIT! HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET IN HERE!?!?!?
Host: I don't know.
Contestant 12: Finished.
Host: Nice you won!
Then basically everyone in the room is mowed down by gatling guns that pop out of the wall. So yeah I think my new show will come out on monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, or sunday. I'm not sure yet. It really just depends on what goes on with my situation right now, because a lot of people lately have been sending me death threats saying things like "I'm going to kill you" "stop making people drink cum and killing them" "stop masturbating in public"
There's nothing wrong with the fact that I masturbate in public every day all day long and cum on the ground and just keep going. These are the kinds of things that make me happy and that's really all that matters. If you want to stop someone else's happiness then what does that say about you? You must be a very unhappy person to want others to be miserable like you.