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#16
So basically I love sucking dick right. But then at some point a bro explains to me that that's kinda gay. I didn't want to stop doing it so I looked up what I can do to make it less gay and one tip was to say no homo. In practice this doesn't work because you have dick in your mouth. For a while I didn't suck anything. And my relationship with my bros really suffered. But eventually I find out about this chick called Judith Butler (who is gay but not judging) who found out that gender is actually performative. So as long as you perform girliness while taking mad cock everything is straight as a ruler. But one time this dude pranked me by secretly performing femininity while I was giving him head as a girl. That made it pretty gay lol
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#17
S’n that D til the day I die
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#18
spazz dick colon sup dude hows life
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#19
un interested in sdl lately i think cbt will be the way to go forwards sell sdl buy cbt dont miss out
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#20
tell me more
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#21
Cock and ball torture
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.

The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.

The practice carries significant health risks.
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#22
The practice of taqaandan (also taghaandan) also puts men at risk of penile fracture. Taqaandan, which comes from a Kurdish word meaning "to click", involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles, but the practice of taqaandan has led to an increase in the prevalence of penile fractures in western Iran.[5] Taqaandan may be performed to achieve detumescence.[6]
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(04-11-2019, 10:45 PM)Delirious Biznasty Wrote: The practice of taqaandan (also taghaandan) also puts men at risk of penile fracture. Taqaandan, which comes from a Kurdish word meaning "to click", involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles, but the practice of taqaandan has led to an increase in the prevalence of penile fractures in western Iran.[5] Taqaandan may be performed to achieve detumescence.[6]

yo what the fuck
why would you post that now i have to try it
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#24
nice
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#25
(04-08-2019, 10:42 PM)K-Man Wrote: spazz dick colon sup dude hows life

Just livin' the life my man. By the life I of course mean never sleeping b/c I have a baby and working all the time
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#26
The average person needs 2,000 calories a day.

The average ejaculation contains around 1 calorie.

That’s 2000 nuts a day or 730,000 nuts per year.

However the average ejaculation is 3 milliliters.

That’s 6000 milliliters or 6 liters a day of cum.

The human stomach can only hold a maximum of 5 liters.

Imagine your entire digestive system filled to the brim with jizz every single day, it sounds awful and I love the taste of cum.

Extra info:

The average guy takes 5.5 minutes to cum and 20 minutes to recover.

That means if a guy had to cum as his job he would nut roughly 20 times in those 8 hours.

To get 2000 nuts per day you would need 100 dudes working 8 hours a day.

That’s 800 manhours to feed somebody on just jizz for one day.

Assuming you paid them a fair wage if $15 per hour you’re paying $12,000 dollars per day to sustain yourself.

That’s $4,380,000 dollars per year to feed yourself on cum.

And even then you’d be lacking in most nutrients and vitamins.

At least you can make some guys very very happy until you die of malnutrition.
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#27
are you taking in consideration that the nuts after the first one are going to be weaker
if every following nut is less nutritious you need even more than 2000 nuts a day as long as you get your man milk from the same group of people
that begs the question what decision would be more economical
hire a smaller group of man for more than 8 hours (might get in trouble with worker protection laws or something)? hire a larger group of man?
in the end you have to wonder if all of this is actually necessary to sate your spooge craving
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#28
yes it is
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