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There's a fucking mosquito in my room - narcissa - 05-30-2016
When i switch off the light it's in my ear when i switch it on to kill it it's nowhere to be found
RE: There's a fucking mosquito in my room - narcissa - 05-30-2016
I really need to sleep guys
RE: There's a fucking mosquito in my room - K-Man - 05-30-2016
solution: put a light in your ear
RE: There's a fucking mosquito in my room - Delirious Biznasty - 05-30-2016
just ask the turk politely to go back to his own country
RE: There's a fucking mosquito in my room - grue - 05-30-2016
everyone i know is always like well turn on the lights and kill it and it always pisses me off do you think i wear glasses for style points? cant see a damn thing bitch how in the fuck am i killing the tiny satan
RE: There's a fucking mosquito in my room - K-Man - 05-30-2016
lure it with a small puddle of your own blood then smash it into oblivion
even if you miss the mosquito, the resulting mess will still look you heroicly killed a huge bug
RE: There's a fucking mosquito in my room - GeorgeBubbinzInSpace - 05-30-2016
play wounded hand by stone temple pilots that fucker will be out of there before the first chorus
RE: There's a fucking mosquito in my room - GeorgeBubbinzInSpace - 05-30-2016
turns out that songs called creep guys am I the only one
RE: There's a fucking mosquito in my room - grue - 05-30-2016
you usually are
RE: There's a fucking mosquito in my room - GeorgeBubbinzInSpace - 05-30-2016
roasted
RE: There's a fucking mosquito in my room - K-Man - 05-30-2016
now youre half the man you used to be
RE: There's a fucking mosquito in my room - fat lesbian - 05-30-2016
im pooping adn there's a bee in here but i can't do anything bc im pooping
RE: There's a fucking mosquito in my room - Relaps - 05-31-2016
Poop on the bee
RE: There's a fucking mosquito in my room - csp - 06-02-2016
I usually spray bugs with window cleaner to stun them, then it's an easy kill
Random I know but there was this big assed fly that I literally could not catch so I found the nearest thing which was window cleaner and it worked
RE: There's a fucking mosquito in my room - Relaps - 06-02-2016
window cleaner works great for stunning anything