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RE: kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]] - risbolla - 02-08-2017
im taking this page
RE: kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]] - K-Man - 02-08-2017
let the gamesb egin
RE: kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]] - CharlieH - 02-08-2017
yeah sorry 72 was a little optimistic it appears. I was gonna finish writing it yesterday but my twitch stream got raided for like, 400 viewers, so I felt the need to continue that instead.
RE: kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]] - K-Man - 02-09-2017
(02-08-2017, 04:35 AM)Kentucky Fried Wrote: fuck it i want kman to rape me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tWF9hOzliZ
Diehard? More like Cryhard, that little fuck
Well, you already told us all how much he sucks
So let's go ahead and make this a thing between us
I don't even know where to start, your weaknesses are plenty
I mean who still posts in a place like this with well over twenty?
Most 34 year olds have a normal job I fear
Maybe you should reconsider wasting your time here
Your name might be K-Man but I doubt you're loaded with money
No man is an island is what they say, very funny
Though seeing your body, it's dreamlike, honestly
So put your lips to work and suck my 8 inches of majesty
Leaving your face unattended would be a serious travesty
Speaking of face or rather beard maybe rethink that
All you're really lacking is a turban as a hat
For the TSA to see you as a terrorist
Ready for cavity search? Asshole meet fist
Though this makes getting rid of you not difficult at all
Just kick you out, elect some retard, build a wall
Screeching and screaming from the other side
But not the lyrical diarrhea from before, ain't that right?
Did I hurt your feelings? It's ok, don't you cry
You'll have time for some last words before it's goodbye
One last chance before you're sent flying without a hitch
So let's hear what you have to say, spit it out, little bitch
not my best and its out of focus, but im not recording it again because fuck you:
Normally I don't hit bitches (well, sluts aside)
but unfortunately for you, I like my chicken Kentucky Fried
Not really impressed with your little rap clip
your fuckin rhymes are weaker than Donald Trump's grip
At least his tiny hands make his dick look yuuuuge
your pecker's so small that your balls get covered in spooge
Can't really understand you, but you sound like a dork
like I'm battling the Swedish Chef, bork! bork! bork!
Rapping in English is hard, and speaking of erecting
you talk about sucking dick a lot... hmmmm, projecting?
How can I rape you if you're giving consent?
I'll snap your spine backward in half since you're so eager to get bent
Don't even reply, no one wants to hear you speak
guess CharlieH isn't the only retard I'll be destroying this week
RE: kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]] - fat lesbian - 02-09-2017
god im so moist
RE: kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]] - fat lesbian - 02-09-2017
i originally typed "god im so maoist" and like, Tru
RE: kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]] - Kentucky Fried - 02-09-2017
i feel mostly insulted because you think I sound swedish
RE: kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]] - GeorgeBubbinzInSpace - 02-09-2017
I'm getting tired of this shit
k-man roasting coming soon
RE: kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]] - Kentucky Fried - 02-17-2017
i expected some kind raid boss rap battle but this ended up rather disappointing
RE: kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]] - Delirious Biznasty - 02-17-2017
just like last rap tournament !
RE: kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]] - GeorgeBubbinzInSpace - 02-17-2017
oh fuck me. give me a bit. I'll have something up by like, 10.
p.s. prepare to eat shit k-man
RE: kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]] - K-Man - 02-17-2017
RE: kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]] - GeorgeBubbinzInSpace - 02-17-2017
slam poetry style
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TsR18ny9n0
You guys are trying to take k-man down with shitty youtube beats
And now you've let him take down the entire hatrack hotel staff of employees
Well I'm here to show, that all you need
Is flawless flow, and rhyming schemes
I'm also here to make sure the bar is raised
Because rap is a clever man's game
And k-man's lame
And kentucky fried's the same
And diehard should be ashamed
For picking a fight with an old man and still getting flamed
Did this guy just pull out some 80 dollar bass
For the love of god put that thing back in its case
I've never heard a melody so aimless and brainless
Confidently plucking on it like he's the next Charles Mingus
Get a load of this middle aged catastrophe
Dude's got his bass tuned to S-H-I and T
I'm not so sure music is your game, man
Put that dream behind you, k, man?
God help us if you ever put out an album
I hope this doesn't make you too upset
They might throw you back in the asylum
They put this guy in a half-way house
And they taught him exactly nothing
Except how to combine shitty raps with amteurism
And now he's using this awful thread as a coping mechanism
Speaking of, you look a little depressed in your video, Keith Reilly
Did you realize you play like you have cerebral palsy?
Or that your eyebrows are so motherfucking wide
They could take the whole forum on a magic carpet ride?
You could bring us all to a whole new world
A world of mediocre garbage and complete shit
Because everything you write is inadequate
Written by a 30-plus year old coffee-house applicant
Trying to convince the world he's not a fuckboy butt-pirate
Hey man listen I'm sorry to get so personal
I know how sometimes you can get overly sensitive and unstable
It's just that you need to learn one, two, three lessons
Don't cry on the internet,
Shit music won't bring fortunes,
And you can't pick on the village retards without going through me
-George "Fuckin" Bubbinz
get shit on kid.
RE: kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]] - Relaps - 02-17-2017
the lyrics were bad and there's no flow
RE: kman vs the world (RAP BATTLE ROYALE) [[~NOW ACCEPTING CHALLENGERS~]] - Relaps - 02-17-2017
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TeeP0zPa6V
bubbinz you flubbins
you're seriously lame
when you're sweatin' and frettin'
and feelin' the flame
aint no rap you spittin
aint no post you shittin
puggalo was your name
but now you're a kitten
the king of cum
has been unsung
every time you post
is exponentially dumb
aint gonna see you
step up to this
so sample my poo
and drink my piss
now i'm gonna go
and start fappin'
call me ice cube
cuz i'm done rappin'