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RE: I'm currently at the hospital - risbolla - 04-16-2016
*face goes red n knuckles go white*
RE: I'm currently at the hospital - Relaps - 04-16-2016
oh im sorry did i offend your high standards of comedy fuk u this guys dad is gonna die
RE: I'm currently at the hospital - GeorgeBubbinzInSpace - 04-16-2016
also, as I've stated on the old forum (sayonara, mother fucker) there is always an alpha nurse who the other ones go to when they cannot get blood. this one was a small asian man named...now I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure he said to call him toto. asian toto, the blood savant. he was used to give my dad a blood gas, and I haven't seen him since. like batman. he used that doppler machine so gracefully I could have confused him with a brain surgeon. I'd like to dedicate this post to you, toto. god bless you.
RE: I'm currently at the hospital - retardfag - 04-16-2016
Rape the nurses
RE: I'm currently at the hospital - risbolla - 04-16-2016
ur gonna die aswell when i find u
RE: I'm currently at the hospital - Relaps - 04-16-2016
lets wrestle
RE: I'm currently at the hospital - GeorgeBubbinzInSpace - 04-16-2016
please, fellas, stay on topic here. this thread is about tits and ass (and dicks in this case) and I will have none of this nonsense.
now, here is a bit of wisdom for you. you do not know a man until you witness him self-cath. will he wince as he jams a stiff plastic tube up his own peehole, or will he take it like a man? well my friends, my father is a man. he lubed up that catheter and it was shown who was boss. 'you take my piss' I imagine he says in his head, filling up that plastic jug with all the measurements drawn up the side.
RE: I'm currently at the hospital - GeorgeBubbinzInSpace - 04-16-2016
oh god shes back kasey I love you my princess my queen
RE: I'm currently at the hospital - Relaps - 04-16-2016
i haven't had a catheter inserted before and imma try my damnedest not to get my dickhole dildoed
RE: I'm currently at the hospital - Relaps - 04-16-2016
(04-16-2016, 01:55 AM)GeorgeBubbinz Wrote: oh god shes back kasey I love you my princess my queen
get a picture of her
RE: I'm currently at the hospital - GeorgeBubbinzInSpace - 04-16-2016
I don't have a cell phone I'm using a laptop. just imagine rashida jones but a little more petite and slightly more american looking.
RE: I'm currently at the hospital - risbolla - 04-16-2016
draw a picture of her in paint nd post it
RE: I'm currently at the hospital - risbolla - 04-16-2016
plz
RE: I'm currently at the hospital - narcissa - 04-16-2016
thought it was a diehard thread. was not disappointed
RE: I'm currently at the hospital - Relaps - 04-16-2016
(04-16-2016, 02:01 AM)risbolla Wrote: draw a picture of her in paint nd post it