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RE: Dating & Relationships - Zomber_Jesus - 11-03-2017
Lots of cats don't have balls or uteri and they seem to be doing just swell
RE: Dating & Relationships - Delirious Biznasty - 11-03-2017
(11-03-2017, 02:03 AM)Zomber_Jesus Wrote: I like a girl and she likes me back but there's a catch
She's openly into extreme s&m, like cutting, piercing, scarring and the like. She also has incomparably more sexual experience than me and I'm terrified as to what her needs would be if we ever went ahead
Next time you see her beat the shit outta the bitch and her panties will be drenched
RE: Dating & Relationships - Kentucky Fried - 11-03-2017
(11-03-2017, 02:03 AM)Zomber_Jesus Wrote: I like a girl and she likes me back but there's a catch
She's openly into extreme s&m, like cutting, piercing, scarring and the like. She also has incomparably more sexual experience than me and I'm terrified as to what her needs would be if we ever went ahead
glass her
RE: Dating & Relationships - grue - 11-03-2017
her ultimate act of masochism will be dating you
RE: Dating & Relationships - Zomber_Jesus - 11-03-2017
(11-03-2017, 02:37 AM)grue Wrote: her ultimate act of masochism will be dating you
I never knew being a sadist can be this humiliating
RE: Dating & Relationships - Kentucky Fried - 11-03-2017
technically she would be torturing herself
that's like saying the whip is a sadist when she's scourging herself
RE: Dating & Relationships - Zomber_Jesus - 11-03-2017
Would me treating her nicely count as sadism then?
RE: Dating & Relationships - Kentucky Fried - 11-03-2017
maybe
but why make things complicated if you could just shank that skank
RE: Dating & Relationships - Zomber_Jesus - 11-03-2017
Cut the cunt
RE: Dating & Relationships - Zomber_Jesus - 11-03-2017
Blade the babe
RE: Dating & Relationships - Zomber_Jesus - 11-03-2017
PM me if you're lonely Kentucky
RE: Dating & Relationships - Kentucky Fried - 11-03-2017
lonely is my constant state of being
RE: Dating & Relationships - narcissa - 11-03-2017
My dating life sucks because i'm borderline
RE: Dating & Relationships - narcissa - 11-03-2017
Also because fuckbois
RE: Dating & Relationships - narcissa - 11-03-2017
Ask me for dating advice