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North Korea "declares war" - Delirious Biznasty - 07-29-2016
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/28/north-korea-united-states-relations/87659264/
uh, yeah ok this sure will go places
RE: North Korea "declares war" - Ben - 07-29-2016
i believe you misread, it was the imperial americans who declared war by putting the dear leader on their "sanctioned persons" list
RE: North Korea "declares war" - Urser - 07-29-2016
war were declared
RE: North Korea "declares war" - fat lesbian - 07-30-2016
the dprk is so cute
RE: North Korea "declares war" - Delirious Biznasty - 07-30-2016
it's been TWO days kim, TWO DAYS
WHERE IS THE WAR KIM
RE: North Korea "declares war" - fat lesbian - 08-01-2016
listen he's gonna do it ok he's just gotta get his mom to give him a ride and she's busy with work but it'll happen ok???
RE: North Korea "declares war" - Relaps - 08-01-2016
they just declared it so they can animate scenes of glorious NK world domination for mandatory viewing for the people living there where Kim is the new supreme leader of the world
RE: North Korea "declares war" - K-Man - 08-01-2016
^this is actually rather plausible
It's quite likely that Kimmy is broadcasting a fake war to the people of North Korea and convincing them that they're winning. Isn't like, creating a whole fake reality kinda their thing?
RE: North Korea "declares war" - fat lesbian - 08-01-2016
honestly it depends on who u ask. different defectors have wildly different accounts and then u have the perceptions that our government skews (the iron knee) so the real unsettling thing is we just... don't know what it's actually like there
RE: North Korea "declares war" - grue - 08-01-2016
wait they were already at war
RE: North Korea "declares war" - Delirious Biznasty - 08-01-2016
(08-01-2016, 04:56 PM)grue Wrote: wait they were already at war
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Armistice_Agreement
"The armistice was signed on July 27, 1953, and was designed to "insure a complete cessation of hostilities and of all acts of armed force in Korea until a final peaceful settlement is achieved"
we have been since 1953
RE: North Korea "declares war" - grue - 08-01-2016
as I thought
like the whole thing with juche is that it is a war-time ideology, it's a similar argument to the one made by fidel castro to close down borders
RE: North Korea "declares war" - grue - 08-04-2016
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36961395
RE: North Korea "declares war" - Ben - 08-04-2016
it took them this long to get halfway to japan, so we have at least 60 more years to draft a response
RE: North Korea "declares war" - Delirious Biznasty - 08-04-2016
so how about that war huh